Add a touch of humor to your belongings with our hilarious "My Job is to Stab Trees and Boil Their Blood for Breakfast Gravy" sticker! This vinyl decal features a quirky and fun design, perfect for anyone who loves maple syrup and appreciates a good laugh. Ideal for personalizing laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more, this sticker makes a unique and entertaining gift.
Made from durable vinyl, this sticker is waterproof, weatherproof, and scratch-resistant, ensuring it lasts through all your adventures. The playful and humorous design is perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to any item. Simply peel and stick! This sticker adheres smoothly to various surfaces and removes cleanly without leaving residue. Great for laptops, water bottles, journals, and more, adding a personal and fun touch to your belongings.
Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor, this sticker is sure to bring a smile to people's faces. Made with high-quality materials, this sticker is designed to last and maintain its vibrant appearance. Whether for a friend, family member, or significant other, this sticker makes a unique and entertaining gift. Add a special touch to your belongings with this easy-to-use, peel-and-stick decal.
Crafted with love in our snug Down Cellar shop in the heart of the Green Mountains.
Quick Tips:
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Sticker sizes are based on the longest side of the design. Measure your surface to ensure a perfect fit before ordering.
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Orders over $35 get free shipping using code: FREESHIP at checkout!
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Have questions? Send us a message - we’re super quick to respond, usually within the same day.
How to apply your sticker:
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Clean and dry the surface.
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Carefully peel off the backing.
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Position the sticker where you want it.
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Rub it down with your had or use a credit card over the backing to ensure it sticks perfectly!
Note: We can’t take responsibility for any errors during the application process, so take your time and stick with care!
